Sat Nav

 
It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake
 
It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene
 
It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.
 
I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice

It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?
 
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!

 

Despite all these advantages

And my tendency to scoff,

I do wish that once in a while

I could turn the damned thing off.




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