The lads were asked a few questions and these were the responses they gave (creative editing may apply)
Where were you born?
Mt. Olympus
Do you have a nickname?
Nobody (nobody’s perfect), Sully
Where did you play your first game of footy?
Noble Park under 9’s, first kick was a goal, dreamt that would happen the night before
Which Bulldogs player would you least like to share a flat with?
I have to say Izaak Williams because he flats with me, otherwise, I’d also lose confidence in my physique if I flatted with young Hercules, Alex Frew
Which Bulldogs player do you look up to the most?
I really admire young blokes like Tom Smith, Garret Beck, who put their yet-to-mature bodies on the line for the glory hounds like myself and Paddy Smith, but clubmen like Humey and Becky are blokes I look up to.
Who is the funniest Bulldog?
Tristan Woodward is good for taking the piss out of himself and his 26 year old step mum.
What is your favourite Book/Movie/Vine?
Transcending the levels of consciousness. . .what? I read. . .
Best/Worst Footballing moment?
After 20+ years of trying, winning the premiership last year with the Bulldogs, up until that point, every lost grand final were the worst.
Which Bulldog would you let date your sister/closest female relative?
My sister already has two kids, so not Mitch Harding, she could teach Jonty Hall a thing or two.
Which Bulldog has the least impressive physique?
It’s a close tie for everyone other than Todd Andrews, Alex Frew and myself.
Do you play any other Sports?
I have yet to encounter a sport I am not capable of playing at international level. Except maybe rhythmic gymnastics. . . then again.
Do you have a Bulldog Bromance?
I used to really enjoy cock-blocking Steve McCarron, otherwise I’ll just work on stealing Peri Marks from Toby John Foley
What would the other Bulldogs say is your best and worst asset?
Oh, jeez, it’s embarrassing because I’m too humble but they’d probably say I’m the complete package and the best player they’ve had the privilege of playing with, worst asset is my false modesty
Best/worst joke you’ve heard?
Paddy Smith told me he is getting married in April. . .wait, what??!!
Best/worst Dance move?
The Rooster
Have you played for any previous Clubs?
A few different clubs but even more different teams. I refuse to name them all.
Who (other than Paddy Smith) is the worst in the team for backchatting the umpires?
Paddy Smith is still the only acceptable answer.
Who is the most feminine Bulldog player?
Captain Kyle Smith has refused to answer these questions, so his profile will be exceptionally feminine (and suggestive)
Favourite quote or line?
I was in the pool!! – George Kostanza
If you were stranded on a deserted island, what three things would you want to have?
Pre workout, protein and a footy.
Former Australian Navy footy representative and last year's successful premiership co-captain, the only crown he will be displaying this season is the ever balding one at the back of his not-even-thirty year old head. Loves to go for the big grab despite his diminuitive height, this almost ginger headed leadership group member will be taking a mentoring role for the younger players, hoping to pass on his vast knowledge and somewhat (self assessed) quick witted remarks.
Has been playing this game for longer than many of the Bulldogs have known it existed, and therefore should be able to help them on their quest for back-to-back premierships. Every year drags out the line, "call me nobody, because nobody's perfect" to the dismay and confusion of his teammates. Tragic Wallabies supporter and believes his biggest regret in life is that there is only one of him, leaving only himself to laugh at his jokes.