The lads were asked a few questions and these were the responses they gave (creative editing may apply)
Where were you born? Bethlehem
Do you have a nickname? Pornstar
Where did you play your first game of footy? 2013 Bulldogs v Eagles Round 1
Which Bulldogs player would you least like to share a flat with? Frewy(Alex Frew), I like to have confidence around home.
Which Bulldogs player do you look up to the most? That ganga guy that steals my goals (Izaak Williams)
Who is the funniest Bulldog? Harry "Piss flaps" Peterson
What is your favourite Book/Movie/Vine? 50 Shades of grey
Best/Worst Footballing moment? First goal for the hawks (NZ under 18’s)
Which Bulldog would you let date your sister/closest female relative? Anyone but Paddy Smith
Which Bulldog has the least impressive physique? Alex Frew
Do you play any other Sports? Rugby and adult film commitments
Do you have a Bulldog Bromance? Paddy "Aladdin" Smith
What would the other Bulldogs say is your best and worst asset? Best=Pornstar qualities Worst= Left foot kick
Best/worst joke you’ve heard? An out of work male pornstar got a job at a service station, but was fired shortly after for pulling out before it was finished and spraying fuel all over the windscreen.
Best/worst Dance move? The pornstar shuffle
Have you played for any previous Clubs? No, Bulldogs until I die.
Who is the worst in the team for backchatting the umpires? Paddy Smith
Who is the most feminine Bulldog player? Izaak Williams
Favourite quote or line? It’s not about the size of the dog in the fight, it’s about the size of the fight in the dog
If you were stranded on a deserted island, what three things would you want to have? I would need WiFi, Tinder and a footy.