The lads were asked a few questions and these were the responses they gave (creative editing may apply)
Where were you born?
South Africa
Do you have a nickname?
Steph - or previous club 'Kanye'
Where did you play your first game of footy?
2006 - for the Uni Blues
Which Bulldogs player would you least like to share a flat with?
Probably half the team, girl flat mates are better.
Which Bulldogs player do you look up to the most?
Niki Dow
Who is the funniest Bulldog?
Harry - his new one liners are brilliant for a laugh
What is your favourite Book/Movie/Vine?
Remember the Titans
Best/Worst Footballing moment?
Playing for NZ 20's
Which Bulldog would you let date your sister/closest female relative?
Garret - he seems innocent enough
Which Bulldog has the least impressive physique?
Jonty - thinks he needs to come see me for some Personal Training
Do you play any other Sports?
Table tennis, Petanque & Mini Golf
Do you have a Bulldog Bromance?
Todd, we go way back.
What would the other Bulldogs say is your best and worst asset?
Best - probably running all day - chasing the contest. Worst - you tell me (Stefan’s insistence on spelling it Stephan)
Best/worst joke you’ve heard?
A blind man walks into a bar with his guide dog and starts swinging his dog around on it's leash. Everybody in the bar says to him "What the hell are you doing - you're going to kill your dog". The blind man responds "I'm just having a look around”
Best/worst Dance move?
The not so robot, robot.
Have you played for any previous Clubs?
University Blues in Auckland
Who is the worst in the team for backchatting the umpires?
Paddy for sure.
Who is the most feminine Bulldog player?
I'm pretty sure I've seen Mitch wear ladies g strings - so I'm guessing that's pretty feminine
Favourite quote or line?
If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you.
If you were stranded on a deserted island, what three things would you want to have?
Knife, some flint and a endless supply of Corona(and a footy)