The lads were asked a few questions and these were the responses they gave (creative editing may apply) - assisting credit goes to Richard Mavor on this profile
Where were you born?
Water trough at Dad’s farm
Do you have a nickname?
Monster
Where did you play your first game of footy?
Against the Cougars this year (for men’s footy)
Which Bulldogs player would you least like to share a flat with?
Dean Smith
Which Bulldogs player do you look up to the most?
Richard Mavor
Who is the funniest Bulldog?
Paddy Smith and his Indian culture adoption
What is your favourite Book/Movie/Vine?
Hunger Games
Best/Worst Footballing moment?
Kicking goals all day e’day
Which Bulldog would you let date your sister/closest female relative?
Anyone but Dean Smith
Which Bulldog has the least impressive physique?
Izaak Williams and his ghetto booty
Do you play any other Sports?
Rugby and chasing women
Do you have a Bulldog Bromance?
Ryan Gosling, sorry I thought you said ‘hall pass’
What would the other Bulldogs say is your best and worst asset?
Big hands, tall frame and comical laughter
Best/worst joke you’ve heard?
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam
Best/worst Dance move?
‘Fish in the frypan’
Have you played for any previous Clubs?
Melbourne Monsters (also contributed to my nickname)
Who is the worst in the team for backchatting the umpires?
Dean Smith
Who is the most feminine Bulldog player?
Dean Smith
Favourite quote or line?
I love Dean Smith (seriously he gives the best back rubs)
If you were stranded on a deserted island, what three things would you want to have?
A book about Jellyfish, a book about jellybeans and a footy