The lads were asked a few questions and these were the responses they gave (creative editing may apply)
Where were you born?
The Emerald Isle, Cavan, Ireland.
Do you have a nickname?
Paddy is my nickname.
Where did you play your first game of footy?
Mordialloc Bloods.
Which Bulldogs player would you least like to share a flat with?
Wayne Sullivan is a terrible landlord.
Which Bulldogs player do you look up to the most?
Julian Dykman is a beast in the ruck.
Who is the funniest Bulldog?
Clearly not Wayne Sullivan
What is your favourite Book/Movie/Vine?
Boondock Saints.
Best/Worst Footballing moment?
Playing for my beloved Mordialloc and winning a premiership with the Bulldogs. (equal best)
Which Bulldog would you let date your sister/closest female relative?
Jonty Hall, if I can't have him, at least one of my family can.
Which Bulldog has the least impressive physique?
I believe I'll stick with the group consensus and say Jonty Hall.
Do you play any other Sports?
Gaelic football occasionally and little bit of rugby for the Leeston Bulldogs.
Do you have a Bulldog Bromance?
Julian Dykman and I have become good pals.
What would the other Bulldogs say is your best and worst asset?
My kicking is a strong point, my discipline is constantly under question.
Best/worst joke you’ve heard?
What do you call a deer missing its eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer missing its eyes and legs? Still no idea.
Best/worst Dance move?
Irish folk dancing always goes down well in Cavan.
Have you played for any previous Clubs?
My old beloved Mordialloc.
Who (other than Paddy Smith) is the worst in the team for backchatting the umpires?
Not Paddy Smith. Jerks.
Who is the most feminine Bulldog player?
Wayne Sullivan, due to Arkos the fluffy 'dog'. (I secretly love Arkos)
Favourite quote or line?
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind - Ghandi
If you were stranded on a deserted island, what three things would you want to have?
A pool table, my Mordialloc footy top and a footy.